AWAKE SLEEPWALKERS! Revolution is upon us! The ANIMAL KINGDOM begins organized attacks against MANKIND! Read on and be forewarned (as well as learn of the latest doings from THE HANDSOME FAMILY)...
 
 
N.M. Power Outage Blamed on Snake, Bird
 From Associated Press
 July 13, 2006 7:00 AM EDT
 
(thanks to Luke B. for sending this to me)
 
LAS CRUCES, N.M. - A power outage that blacked out about 2,000 customers in
 Las Cruces is being blamed on the combination of a snake and a bird.
 
 The customers lost their electricity Tuesday after a bird dropped a bull
 snake on a power line, shorting out the line, El Paso Electric Co.
 spokeswoman Teresa Souza said.
 
 "I know that's weird. ... I've never heard anything like that and I've been
 working here for 10 years," Souza said.
 
 She said she did not know how large the snake was, and she would not
 speculate on what type of bird dropped it.
 
 Power was restored in less than an hour.
 
 
TOUR DATES...
 
ALBUQUERQUE:
 August 23, 8-9pm, mellow, acoustic show with just Brett and Rennie at the Old Town Plaza Gazebo. FREE!
 
 EUROPE (SEPT/OCT):
 UK...
 
Wed 20 Sept. LONDON     ARTS THEATRE–(**THIS DATE IS STILL TO BE CONFIRMED**)
 
Ticket: 0870 0601742     www.ticketmaster.co.uk <http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk>  / www.artstheatrelondon.com <http://www.artstheatrelondon.com>
 
 
SCANDINAVIA...
 
Sat   23    Sep   DENMARK    ARHUS, Voxhaus
 Sun    24    Sep  DENMARK    COPENGHAGEN, Loppen
 Tue    26    Sep  SWEDEN    STOCKHOLM, Café Teatern
 Wed    27    Sep  SWEDEN    GOTHENBURG, Pusterviksen
 Thu    28    Sep  NORWAY    OSLO, Elm Street
 Sat    30    Sep  NORWAY    STAVANGER, Cementen
 
 
IRELAND...
 Wed    4    Oct    IRELAND    DUBLIN, The Point
 Thu    5    Oct    IRELAND    DUBLIN, The Point
 THE POINT SHOWS: We’re part of a big line-up of musicians for The Dublin Theatre Festival’s “Came So Far for Beauty”--an evening of Leonard Cohen songs. For further info: http://www.dublintheatrefestival.com. Sorry, we've been asked by the Dublin Festival not to book any other Irish dates around the time of these shows. Looks like we’ll be back in March, 2007.
 
 
UK...
 
Sat    7    Oct    PONTARDAWE  ARTS CENTRE (with The Burning Leaves)
 tickets:        01792 - 863722   
 www.neath-porttalbot.gov.uk/pontardaweartscentre
 
 Sun    8    Oct    RUNCORN     THE BRINDLEY ARTS CENTRE (with The Burning Leaves)
 tickets:    0151 907 8360    
 
 Mon    9    Oct    SHEFFIELD     MEMORIAL HALL    
 tickets:    01142 789 789    www.sheffieldcityhall.co.uk
 
 Tue    10    Oct    BIRMINGHAM    GLEE CLUB            
 tickets: 0870 241 5093    www.glee.co.uk
 
 Thu    12    Oct    GLASGOW     ABC2               
 tickets:  08700 600 100    www.ticketweb.co.uk
 
 Fri    13    Oct    STIRLING    TOLLBOOTH           
 tickets: 01786 27 4000    www.stirling.gov.uk/tolbooth
 
 Sat    14    Oct    FORT WILLIAM LIME TREE             
 tickets:           www.limetreestudio.co.uk
 
 Sun    15    Oct    ABERDEEN    LEMON TREE           
 tickets:  01224 642 230    www.lemontree.org
 
 
NOVEMBER, 2006, West Coast USA...
 We’re doing a six-show tour of the west coast as support for the legendary band Wall of Voodoo. Also adding a few shows of our own (possibly with The Darling Downs) before and after. More details to come.
 
 Wall of Voodoo shows (sorry no venues yet):
 
11/27 - San Diego
 11/29 - LA
 11/30 - Anaheim
 12/2 - San Francisco
 12/4 - Portland
 12/5 - Seattle (still pending)
.
 
 FEBRUARY, 2007
 Still planning our trip to Australia and New Zealand
 
 
OTHER NEWS
 
LADIES’ SHIRT:
We have a new spaghetti strap ladies’ shirt. Have a peek at:
http://www.handsomefamily.com/Nmerch.html
 PAINTINGS: I have two new paintings up for sale!
http://www.handsomefamily.com/forestsaints.html
 
THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES
 
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

 (thanks to Eric J. for sending this)
 
 Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute. They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh. A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are skeptical. The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.
 
 A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.
 
 "When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."
 
 Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack. While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".
 
 
Adieu, Rennie